Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
