She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
The power of my boobs compel you
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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