windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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