I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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