Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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