Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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