He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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