is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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