We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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