Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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