I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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