the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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