i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Randomize
