Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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