Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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