college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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