in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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