Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
