i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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