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(504): View more from Louisiana

Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I hate having morals and standards the next morning.

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(815): View more from Illinois

His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.

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(207): View more from Maine

My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.

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(256): View more from Alabama

i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?

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