So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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