He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
