There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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