i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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