I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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