this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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