Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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