So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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