When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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