But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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