It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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