it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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