There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
