what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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