white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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