some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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