Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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