People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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