Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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