My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I touched a dick in church today
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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