So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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