I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Ketchup is God's man juice
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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