WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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