You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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