I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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