Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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