no, he came in my armpit
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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