if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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