This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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