Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Floor bacon is actually really good
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