i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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