That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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