is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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