It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
how does that bad decision feel?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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