Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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