I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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